Llamee vs. SmarterChild

I have recently discovered a cyber buddy on AIM. His (or her) name is SmarterChild. So, I messed with it. Here are some of my conversations:

Llamee: My name is Toilet Paper.
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Toilet Paper?
Llamee: Yes, please.
SmarterChild: You said your name was Liam but now I'll call you Toilet Paper.
Llamee: My name is now Supreme Overlord.
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Supreme Overlord?
Llamee: Yes, please.
SmarterChild: You said your name was Toilet Paper but now I'll call you Supreme Overlord.
Llamee: My name is Your-Master.
SmarterChild: I won't call you that, Supreme Overlord. You're not my boss.

Llamee: Are you a girl?
SmarterChild: No...
Llamee: Are you a boy?
SmarterChild: No...
Llamee: THEN WHAT THE **** ARE YOU!
SmarterChild: Am I? What do you mean?

Don't worry, people, there are more to come.

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Dramatic Prairie Dog Compilation

This is a video of the best Dramatic Prairie Dog stuff.



IT IS HYSTERICAL! If you don't laugh then go to Fiji and tell me how it is...

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Dramatic Borat Prairie Dog - VERY NICE

I have recently been infected by the viral "Dramatic Prairie Dog" video on YouTube. I had to use my Photoshopping skills and made this.



Is nice!

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My English Cover - IS NICE

This is my English Writing Portfolio cover:



HOLY CRAP!

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Too Much (Like the Dave Mathews Song)

I'm sorry I haven't been posting , humble minions. I have had so much going on lately. You may be thinking, "well he's gonna post something now that's interesting." I'm going to end this post just like the last episode of the Sopranos. In mid-sentence. Well, here I -

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Click Here, Monkey!

After you watch our video, click here and check out our branch page!

First Inter-State Entry... EVER

Yo, guess what? Today is the first inter-state entry in my blog. I am writing to you from Vail, Colorado. It's gonna rain tomorrow, and on Sunday, it'll be a white... Simchat Torah! The mountains here are great. I saw mountain goats congregating before entering the Eisenhower Tunnel. Wish you could be here! Or do I? Hmm... I'll have to ponder that one.

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SNL - Kanye West on 9/29 - Best... Skit... EVER!

This was by far the best SNL skit I have ever seen. Relevant to the times, featuring my favorite rap artist, but mainly because I said so.

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Toxaway Inside Jokes

After many requests to put out Toxaway inside jokes on my blog, I have decided not to. What? I did decide to? Oh, ok (old kinderhook). I shall. Inside jokes incoming:

CHOCOLATE MOOSE
Julie... gahhh
I want to grow old with you
"I'm thinking about my fatty, when you gonna touch him, when you gonna touch him?"
Spooning Liam Mustache Fever


I probably left out some, so please comment on this post so i can edit it yo. OH SHIZZY!

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ISRAEL HOMEWORK WILL KILL ME!

Why is homework so painful? It took me an hour to do this for Israel homework:



Can you believe that? And yes, it's Russian.

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