Things That Make Me Angry

THE FOLLOWING ARE THINGS THAT MAKE ME ANGRY:

- Florida (the state in general): It means "land of flowers." It is HQ for thousands of old people - planning for world domination. Need I say more?

- Beavers: Why not?

- Otters: Childhood traumas...

- Non-Maneating Llamas: What's the point of having llamas that don't eat people? I mean really? What's the point?

- Cottage Cheese: What does cottage have to do with cheese?

- Sweden: What does Sweden have to do with anything?

- You: Why are you reading this? What are you, an alpaca?



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