Thursday, December 27, 2007

Dramatic Prairie Dog Compilation

This is a video of the best Dramatic Prairie Dog stuff.

IT IS HYSTERICAL! If you don't laugh then go to Fiji and tell me how it is...


Dramatic Borat Prairie Dog - VERY NICE

I have recently been infected by the viral "Dramatic Prairie Dog" video on YouTube. I had to use my Photoshopping skills and made this.

Is nice!


Sunday, December 2, 2007

My English Cover - IS NICE

This is my English Writing Portfolio cover:



Friday, November 30, 2007

Too Much (Like the Dave Mathews Song)

I'm sorry I haven't been posting , humble minions. I have had so much going on lately. You may be thinking, "well he's gonna post something now that's interesting." I'm going to end this post just like the last episode of the Sopranos. In mid-sentence. Well, here I -


Friday, October 5, 2007

First Inter-State Entry... EVER

Yo, guess what? Today is the first inter-state entry in my blog. I am writing to you from Vail, Colorado. It's gonna rain tomorrow, and on Sunday, it'll be a white... Simchat Torah! The mountains here are great. I saw mountain goats congregating before entering the Eisenhower Tunnel. Wish you could be here! Or do I? Hmm... I'll have to ponder that one.


Wednesday, October 3, 2007

SNL - Kanye West on 9/29 - Best... Skit... EVER!

This was by far the best SNL skit I have ever seen. Relevant to the times, featuring my favorite rap artist, but mainly because I said so.


Monday, September 24, 2007

Toxaway Inside Jokes

After many requests to put out Toxaway inside jokes on my blog, I have decided not to. What? I did decide to? Oh, ok (old kinderhook). I shall. Inside jokes incoming:

Julie... gahhh
I want to grow old with you
"I'm thinking about my fatty, when you gonna touch him, when you gonna touch him?"
Spooning Liam Mustache Fever

I probably left out some, so please comment on this post so i can edit it yo. OH SHIZZY!


Sunday, September 23, 2007


Why is homework so painful? It took me an hour to do this for Israel homework:

Can you believe that? And yes, it's Russian.


Saturday, June 9, 2007

Things That Make Me Angry


- Florida (the state in general): It means "land of flowers." It is HQ for thousands of old people - planning for world domination. Need I say more?

- Beavers: Why not?

- Otters: Childhood traumas...

- Non-Maneating Llamas: What's the point of having llamas that don't eat people? I mean really? What's the point?

- Cottage Cheese: What does cottage have to do with cheese?

- Sweden: What does Sweden have to do with anything?

- You: Why are you reading this? What are you, an alpaca?


High Definition Is The Greatest Thing Since Jabba The Hut

I just moved and in the process a new tv came my way. It's HD so it's completely awesome. You can watch even the crappiest movie on HD and it still is awesome. For instance, I, along with my dad, thought "Pirates of the Caribbean 2" sucked. The other day I saw it on HD. I pissed my pants I thought it was so good (in a figure of speech). You can watch that piece of crap "Epic Movie" on HD and you'll think it is better than "the Godfather." Speaking of which, why is "the Godfather" all of the sudden being shown on Bravo?


Saturday, June 2, 2007

The Impossible Quiz - Tougher Than The SAT's

The Impossible Quiz - the greatest feat of mankind. My friend told me about it and it is awesome. I choose to share this gift with the world. Behold, THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ!


Aboot Me

I love ellipses... as you can tell... so that's what is about me... ya... ya know that Milton guy from Office Space... ya... he's cool...


Just Lettin' Ya Know...

My birthday is comin' up, so... just getting it out there. I mean a comment or two isn't too much to ask for, right? July tenth (my b-day), I want to see a comment on every article here. Then I won't have a tantrum and burn down Google. Damn you Google for being so helpful yet so oblivious to my anniversary of my existence!


That Kid From That Show...

Last night I was watching the Big Idea with Donny Deutsch and I saw a kid whose a total Bushy. He's ten or whatever years old and he says he wants to be prez in '32. Meanwhile he says that Bush is doing an amazing job with his... job...

He's a total piece of llama (whether I'm talking about Dubya or that kid... you decide). His name was Noah something... something Irish. So anyway, he wants to be prez by letting everyone know about him twenty-five years in advance. So basically it's a big publicity stunt. God he's gonna have a tough time in '32 when I beat him... yes folks, that's right. You're looking at, wait, no. You're reading the blog of the prez of the U.S. and A. (a phrase from my man, Borat). But don't get too excited. I'll mention you in my speech for being so helpful... whatever. Vote Llamee!


The Birth of a Blog - What a Wonderful Thing

Congratulations, it's a blog! The gender has yet to be decided... the blog that is. I think it'll be like a boat or a country, so I'll name her... Marginalda. So let me start over.

Congratulations, it's a blog! And her name is Marginalda! Mazel Tov!

There, that's better. Meet Marginalda, planet Earth. You'll want to be getting to know her very well...

Anyway, my name is Llamee and this - unfortunately - is my life. Whazza! It's very nice to meet you. I have a mental picture of you in my mind. I wish I didn't though. It's kinda gross... wipe that thing off your cheek, it's disturbing me... there. That's a better mental picture.