THE FOLLOWING ARE THINGS THAT MAKE ME ANGRY:
- Florida (the state in general): It means "land of flowers." It is HQ for thousands of old people - planning for world domination. Need I say more?
- Beavers: Why not?
- Otters: Childhood traumas...
- Non-Maneating Llamas: What's the point of having llamas that don't eat people? I mean really? What's the point?
- Cottage Cheese: What does cottage have to do with cheese?
- Sweden: What does Sweden have to do with anything?
- You: Why are you reading this? What are you, an alpaca?